psychotic conversations

Apa nama kamu?
Nama saya YAB Tan Sri Datuk Dr Professor Tuan Haji Mohd Azmi bin Haji Ibni

Ada kerja tak?
Ada. Saya kerja pilot. Jadi selalu tak ada kat Malaysia la. Dah pergi banyak tempat la. Jepun ada. Amerika ada. Kat South East Asia semua dah ada la.

Dah kahwin ke?

Dah lama kahwin ni. Tapi bini semua kat luar negara la. Pasal kerja saya pilot. Bini orang Malaysia tak ada la. Sebab perempuan sini tak ada standard. I tak suka. Perempuan luar negara tu best. You bagi saya perempuan sini, pun saya tak ambil.

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Good morning. Wat's your name?

I'm an engineer la. Used to study in UM.

Where are u going la?

Into the night ... to see the moon.

(patient was in a wheel-chair during the interview. few minutes later, he was walking and pushing someone else in the wheel-chair. interview was done during the daytime)

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Patient starts singing in *foreign* language. Patient starts jumping around pretending to throw bombs at other patients. Patient starts stripping. Patient runs around ward in the nude. Patient gets locked up.

Don't you just love the Psychiatric Ward.