Sunday, September 11, 2005

of hallucinations and delusions

Seremban's officially psychotic ... period.

1.15am
Man walks into mamak area with a funny gait. Man sits down and orders 2 drinks for himself. Man takes out ciggie and starts smoking. Man starts talking to himself. Man takes out handphone and pretends to be talking to someone. Man puts down handphone and continues talking to himself. Man starts waving hands wildly. Man laughs to himself. Man talks to himself even more. Man finishes both drinks. Man walks off without paying. Man drives off.

1.30am
Funny-looking lady walks into mamak area. On second glance, that ain't no lady. Damn.

1.45am
Girl starts flirting with handphone shop owner. Girl wears tight jeans. Girl wears pretty short top. Girl's abdominal fats seen sticking out from between. Girl starts crossing legs, laughing excessively, flicks hair behind ... basically, Girl juz looks ugly.

2.10am
A "model" finally walks in after 6 phreakin' months ... gives the morning a lil respect.

2.25am
Another funny-looking lady walks into mamak area. On second glance, that ain't no lady ... again. Seremban's full of them. (refer to ealier post)

2.40am
Arsenal loses to Middlesbrough 2-1.

I need to sleep ...


A friend and I were actually discussing the possibility of the psychotic man to appear at the psychiatric ward this week.

Surprise Surprise ... he appeared on Tues ... speeding across the mere 100m in front of the psychiatric unit with his Honda Civic ... talking to himself as usual.

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