now you see, now you don't

It can be a real pain when something gets caught in your eye. Like that speck of dust which gets right between the eyelids. And before you know it, you're rubbing your eyeballs out of its socket.

Now, instead of dust, imagine 2 pincers poking around with your eyeball and a thin shaft which goes right through the sides of your cornea sucking whatever's left of your opacified lens.

Ooohh ... don't you just feel the rush of ophthalmic surgery?